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Rainy Tuesday joke..

sticky lolly asked:


An Irishman, an Aussie and a Scot were sitting in an Aussie bar in Brisbane.
The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional.

Y’ken, said the Scotsman, I still prefer the pubs
back home.
Why?, asks the Aussie.
In Glasgow there’s a wee bar called McTavish’s.
Now, the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much
that when you buy 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you.

Well, said the Aussie, at my local, The Fair Dinkum, the barman
there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first two.

Ahhh, that’s nuttin, said the Irishman.. Back home in Dublin
there’s Ryan’s Bar. Now, the moment you set foot in the place
they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like.
Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs
and see that you get laid. All on the house.

Well, said the Scotsman, did this actually happen to you?

Not me myself, personally, no, said the Irishman,
but it did happen to me sister.

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