Chocolate Starfish asked:
Y’know, said the scotsman, I still prefer the bars back home. In Glasgow, there’s a bar called Mc’tavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals. So much so, that when you buy 4 drinks, he buys the 5th one for you.
Y’know, said the scotsman, I still prefer the bars back home. In Glasgow, there’s a bar called Mc’tavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals. So much so, that when you buy 4 drinks, he buys the 5th one for you.
Well, said the Englishman. At my local, the Red Lion, The barman there will buy you your 3rd drink, after you buy the first two.
Ahhhh ! That nuthin, said the irishman, back home in Dublin, there’s a bar called Ryans, now the moment you step in the door, they’ll buy you a drink, then another. All the drinks you like. Then, when you’ve had enough, they’ll take you upstairs and see you get laid. All on the house.
The English man and Scotsman immediately poured scorn on his claims, but he swore everything was true.
Well, said the Englishman, Did this actually happen to you?
Not to meself, personally, said the Irishman, but it happened to me sister
March 27th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
I get it funny!
March 27th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Another oldie, but still good for a chuckle or two…………lol……….
March 30th, 2010 at 9:39 am
Ha ha ha ha, that is a marvellous golden oldie, and still worth a good laugh, thanks for that…!
March 31st, 2010 at 11:27 pm
haaha. that happens in America too
April 3rd, 2010 at 3:41 am
LMAO. Very funny LOL.
April 5th, 2010 at 5:25 am
lol, nice joke !
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