An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender says to him, You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.
The Irishman replies, Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs. Oh, no, he says, Everyone is fine. It’s me…
…I’ve quit drinking!

November 11th, 2010 at 4:20 am
yes i do what about the irishman who bought a paper shop it blew away
November 14th, 2010 at 4:20 am
MEAHAHAHAHAHA !!
November 14th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
yeah im irish…and i dont get it…
November 16th, 2010 at 6:18 am
I Love All Jokes.
November 16th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
That’s fantastic! I’m shaking with laughter! Can’t wait to tell the other half!
November 17th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
haha. lol. thats what i though that one brother died
November 19th, 2010 at 2:05 am
Hahahahhahaa! What a guy!!!
November 21st, 2010 at 11:04 pm
thats brill!!!
an Irish man, English man and Scottish man are in a desert island.
The English man spots a magic lamp, he rubs it and a genie appears.
you each will have one wish. use it carefully… the Genie said.
The english man said i want to be at home.
So *poof* he was gone.
The Scottish man said i want a pint of cold beer, but it refills itself once i drink it all!!
*Poof* a beer.
The Irish man says, i want a car door!
*poof* a car door.
The scottish man is drinking his beer, when he turns to the Irish man and says why did you want a car door?
the Irish man says, So i can wind down the window and feel the fresh air against my face!
November 22nd, 2010 at 7:00 am
HA HA HA HA soooooooooooo funny I DO LOVE THOSE JOKES! LOL
November 23rd, 2010 at 2:19 pm
BOY
That was a good one. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
It’s the way you tell’em Jimmy.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
November 24th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Ha Ha sounds exactly like my friend .
November 27th, 2010 at 4:05 am
haha!! LMAO that is great.. .. .. .. !!! ♥
November 29th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
another star ha ha gid yin?
December 1st, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Very Good………
December 4th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
dont you just love the irish…..i peed myself again…bugger……seamanab x
December 7th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
good one…..excellent
very funny ….. just amazing
…..good job…..keep up the good ones
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