chrisisback asked:


Two Irishmen are touring Rome and they decide to drop into a local pub for a drink.

Well, when in Rome Paddy, do as the pope does, eh?
You, barkeep!
What does the pope drink?

Creme de menthe, sir

Okee, give us a couple of scooners each o’that!

The next morning paddy and his mate wake up in the street with a smashing hangover.

I feel terrible says paddy No wonder thay carry the pope around in that chair all day

Mick has just started worked at a quaint old pub in downtown Dublin.
Paddy, a regular customer comes up to Mick and orders three jars of Guinness. He notices Paddy goes back to his table and proceeds to alternately consume the three drinks.

The next time Paddy comes to the bar to order another round, Mick inquisitively asks Paddy the reason for buying 3 drinks at once.

Paddy explained, that for many years his two brothers and he drank in this pub every Friday night.
Both brothers have now emigrated, one to the US and one to Australia, but they all agreed that every Friday night they would continue the tradition no matter where they were.
Mick satisfied with this explanation served Paddy his Friday night traditional drinks for many weeks.

Then one week Paddy came in at his normal time and was served by another bar-keep. He noticed that Paddy only ordered two jars of Guinness, then went back to his table looking very dejected.

When Paddy next came to bar Mick had to ask him what was wrong. Has one of your brothers passed on, Mick asked?

Oh no Paddy replied, it’s much worse.

My doctor has told me I have a failing liver and I have to give up the drink……